Nomadic Narrative

I was doing a little keyword analysis the other day to see what topics are driving traffic to my blog. Just to be clear, I have no intention of modifying my content to include keywords that will capture more visitors. I write what I write, visitors or not! Regardless, it’s pretty funny to see which keywords are bringing people to Nomadic Narrative:

cost of wine in costa rica (Someone is doing their research beforehand.)

costa rican boobs (I hope they weren’t terribly disappointed.)

do’s and dont’s during volcanic eruptions (I was in the Arenal area last weekend and I was told to “bend over and kiss my ass goodbye,” in the event of an eruption. I can’t seem to think of any other tips.)

jaco beach hooker prices (Like the price of my Pops pina colada shake, I bet they’ve doubled.)

male chastity guards (Really, who is googling such things?)

permit process for developers costa rica (Wow, must not be a lot of information if they’re landing on my blog.)

what does the nomadic eat (One word, cheaply.)

prostitutes costa rica 2008 (The so-called “sex-pats” will probably be heading to the local beauty salon for pedicures.)

narrative of leaving on a jet plane (I need to write one of these.)

narrative of the turtle (It’s so political.)

theft in costa rica (Been there done that, in a yellow tow truck.)

no see um bite welt (I see it’s not an uncommon allergy – little buggers!)